2010-04-29
Assume Nothing, Question Everything
May
Em & Anna Banana getting wiser
Today isn't just like any other day - today is both Em's and Anna Banana's birthdays!! I wish I could split myself into a at least three pieces so I could celebrate their bdays with them.
Both of these girls are special to me. They know me in a way others don't. You see, au pairs get really close - REAL fast. There was a special bond between us when we were there, and it still binds us together. It sucks going from living 2min away from each other to live 2-3h away. But when you're close, distance doesn't really matter, now does it?
I wish you both the best and hope that your special day brings you lots of joy and happiness.
Yours truly,
Lemonhead/Y
Viva Barcelona!!
2010-04-26
Dåligt samvete?
Sunshine
New York New York
Crunch-time
2010-04-25
Celebrating like a vZ
We had a great time today though. I love my family and relatives. They're so much fun to be around. Lots of great food and champagne the entire day, too. Which only makes it so much better. Sometimes it's great to be a vZ! :)
School's Out for Summer!
Pitah
2010-04-20
I can see it in your eyes
Lovely!
Prep
2010-04-18
Don't look her in the eyes!
Shhh
2010-04-17
Cause of Nature
Dress to Impress
Clash of the Titans
Imorn ska jag o brorsan se Clash of the Titans 3D. Från början va det tänkt att vi skulle se From Paris with Love, men den går tydligen bara på Heron City nuförtiden. Skulle vart snabbare helt enkelt. Jaja. Clash of the Titans blir nog bra den med ;)
Useful tip, from an expert
Here's a useful tip, from Ibell, for people that want to get new friends: Pick your nose and then "clean it off" on the person you'd like to befriend. Works like a charm, right? ;)
2010-04-16
A Possible Reunion?
Another Rainy Day
2010-04-15
Sugar, baby!
2010-04-14
Aj Aj Aj
2010-04-13
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support